I Killed the Man That Wasn't There - Darrell B. Nelson, Author

4:19 PM Posted by Martha A Cheves



Here is my dish:
In getting a recipe I ran into the problem that I don't cook a lot, so I called up a friend, Charlie After a confused rant he gave me this recipe.

Winning Recipe for Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA Wings:

Ingredients:

Pre-cooked Chicken Wings: However much the Warlock wants and 4-6 per Goddess

Tiger Blood (If you don't have Tiger Blood, hot sauce is good substitute)

Adonis DNA (If you don't have Adonis DNA, barbecue sauce is good substitute)

One bottle of Win (Ranch or Blue Cheese dressing if you are pretending not to be special.)

Directions:

Close your eyes and will the oven to be at 500 degrees, or pre-heat it whichever works best for you.

Gather the Goddesses to find out how many wings they want.

Cover a pizza screen with Aluminum foil and apply a light coating of Adonis DNA or barbecue sauce, this will keep the wings from sticking and cook into the wings nicely.

Spread the wings out evenly over the foil and lightly cover them in Adonis DNA or barbecue sauce. Put them in the oven for 6 minutes.

Now would be a good time to rack up a win with one of the Goddesses, Duh.

After 6 minutes the Adonis DNA or barbecue sauce should have baked onto the wings nicely. Take them out and pour some Tiger Blood or Hot Sauce, adjusting for taste, onto the wings flip them over so you get both sides. Put them back in the oven for 6 more minutes.

After 6 minutes they should be well cooked with the Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA bubbling for the win.

Wrap up the Aluminum foil so there is just a small vent for steam and put them back into the oven for 3 or 4 minutes, depending on taste.

Pull them out, open the aluminum foil and spread it out. Get out some small Dixie cups, one for the Warlock and one for each of the Goddesses and pour in some Win, or Ranch/Blue Cheese Dressing.

Gather the Goddesses and enjoy.

After the meal throw everything out and you've cooked, eaten and done the dishes in less than half an hour. Rachel Ray eat your heart out.

Winning, Duh.

That's the winning recipe for Wings that are almost as powerful as the drug known as Charlie Sheen, without the side effect of killing you and having your children will weep over your exploded body.

Thanks,
Darrell B. Nelson

I Killed the Man That Wasn’t There – Review by Martha A. Cheves, Author of Stir, Laugh, Repeat
 
Story #1 – I Killed the Man That Wasn’t There
How is that possible.  Someone has to be there in order to be killed.  Not if you create a Trans-Dimensional Origami Reactor.  That will surely do the trick.
 
Story #2 – I Never Meant to Hurt You
A childish prank gone wrong turns the whole human race into slaves.  How?  Simple.  Drop the prettiest girl in school down the sewer.
 
Story #3 – Conjunction
Headlines – ‘Man is stationed on Mars.’  Should be no problem.  The only living creatures on Mars are single celled organisms.  Yeah, no problem!
 
Story #3 – Cursed Ship
If you take a ship that took the life of its commander as well as 3 crewmates, revamped it and sent it up on another mission, could that ship be haunted?  No. Then where are the scratching sounds coming form.  Or should I say who.
 
2011
 

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